Funny Epitaphs

Here Lies James
He got killed by his games
He play a lot
And lost the plot
See ya James and ya games.

By Duncan

Flying in the sky was superman
He flew into spiderman
They fell
Now they are in hell

by Shaun

Here lies Kyle
He ran the quickest mile
There was lightning
Scary and frightening
Then the thunder
Now he's 8 feet under.

By Jordan

Elvis was found in the sink
With tics tac's in his drink
He thought he could sing
But he could only be the KING

By Tori

I thought I saw a dove
It looked extremely in love
It flew overseas
While breaking his knees
I found his name
It sound like James

By Chloe

Shakespear
He had a fake ear
He drank lots of beer
Because he could hear
That poor Shakespear

By Martina

Here lies a lawyer
Who was a real boiler
He lost a debate
Then he had a headache.

By Shannel

Here is Mr Shig.
Who went to a gig
He left his drink unattended
And he was befriended,
By his dead friend with a purse
They live happily ever after in a hearse.

By Nat H

Here lies Nat
She got beat by a cat
Bruised and battered
But she was not flattered.

By Liam